I stole this from my friend Venus. I don't know where she found this add, it is not a fake.

Here's the thing, ladies.. I don't mind waiting until the 4th date, the 4th week, or the 4th month before we bring it to that level... However, once we do, we need to be compatible, and I am a freak!! I am into BDSM (Dom), anal, roughness, fantasies, role playing, possible partner sharing (mfm, and this is not a must), and all sorts of other things... I don't want to meet a woman, fall in love, and then find out we are completely incompatible in the bedroom.. Has happened before, and I don't want to be there again! About me; I am a 27 year old single white male, 6 and 1/2 feet tall, 200 lbs, fit, attractive, professional in the east valley. About you: Active, within 10 years of my age, attractive and ht/wt proportionate. Christian beliefs.

Ok, if you have Christian beliefs, doesn't that include no sex before marriage?