I stole these bumper sticker sayings from over at "My Front Porch". I found it through the wonderful wise Guy.If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em! **
If you're gonna burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first! **
You can't get on your feet till you get off your ass! **
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? **
I tried seeing your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass!
Are you drunk, or just on your cellphone?
I'm not going slow, the clown in front of me is!
Work harder, millions on welfare depend on it!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
I'd smack you, but SHIT splatters!
**My favorite ones.
And when I get off my lazy ass, I'll be ordering the bumper sticker that says:
Witches, not just for burning.