I have not done this in a while.What brings people to my corner of the twilight zone.giving whiskey to babies : Great for teething.
what does i'll fix your little red wagon : It means I'm gonna jack your shit up.
watermelon martini: They are good, just ask the Evil Blonde lady.
"brendan shanahan's wife" : ME! IT SHOULD BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sergi federov wedding pictures: Who cares.......
ways of masterbating with things round your house: EEEEwwwwwww! that is what dildos and vibrators are for!
"tipping out" and waitressing: Yeah DO IT. Because if you come back in and sit at our station again, we WILL fuck with your food.