A solution of sorts.........
Bart & Lisa have an older half sister named Maggie from the Cunt's first marriage. Maggie has recently come back in to Bart & Lisa's life the past two years. Apparently she's going to drive them and the fucking moron up to the Ren. fair tomorrow. Fine and dandy!
We'll give them the tickets and send them on their merry way; meet up with Dru and have a nice NORMAL time.
Ok, if it's me & Dru.....it will be "Abby Normal".