MY HUSBAND LIKES TO FLIRT WITH DEATH..................

Exhibit #1:
We are sitting on the couch and he's going through my just arrived hockey magazine. I have not yet seen it.

Steve: Oh look, here's a picture of Shanahan

Me: Really? let me see.

He then proceeds to snatch the magazine away from my grasp

Steve: it's just a small photo

Me: I don't care, let me see

He refuses to give it to me, so I grab his love handle. I pinch it and twist it HARD.
He gave me my magazine.
You DON'T keep me from my Shanny.

Exhibit #2:

We are watching the Detroit game last night Steve turns to me and said:

"What would you do if they traded Shanahan?"

Me: shut up

Steve: seriously, think about it

Me: Don't EVER utter those blasphmas words again

Steve: would you still be a Detroit fan?

Me: If you EVER want me to suck your dick again, you will shut up NOW.

Livey.....get the hole ready.........