GUNS

A post over at Livey's & Acidman's places reminded me of when I got to shoot guns. I haven't done it in many a year, but had always enjoyed it. I grew up around them, my aunt's psychoic ex husband had a really great collection. Some not so legal too.
At one point in my misspent youth, I was dating a nice boy from my aunt's neighborhood. It was homecoming at his high school and we were going to it. I got ready at my aunts place, I looked really cute and boy was I nervous. I knew no one in Mark's school and his ex girlfriend was going to be there too.
Well Mark picks me up, puts on the corsage and the manditory pictures ensue. Just as we are ready to leave, my aunt whips the sawed off shot gun off the wall, points it at the crotch of my boyfriend and says:

"You get my niece pregnant and I'll blow your balls off"

Good birthcontrol method eh?