phone call early this am:

Me: guess where I'm at??!!!!

Spaz: Uh jail?

Me; no, better! I'm at Camp Pen*lton picking up MARINES for the day!!!

Spaz: (hysterical laughter) Be gentle, don't scare them.

me: on my way in, there was one jogging, he had these really short- shorts on and OMG! his THIGHS!!!! I almost crashed the car!!!

Spaz: (more laughter)

And that is how my morning started out. Early arrival to pick up some poor young men to subject to my dysfunctional family for the day.

My next phone call to kill time was to Athena & Aussie. Oh, yeah, it was 7:50 am. Waaaaay too early for those two.

Me: HEY WAKE UP!!!

Athena: WTF?!?

Me: Getting my Marines is much easier this year, get your asses down by 12pm now.

Athena: Fuck you.

Buh ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaa Feel that love!


It was a great afternoon. I don't think we emotionally scarred the young men too bad. I'm already looking forward to next year's service members.