If Spaz and I wrote childrens books, they would be this kind.........


You Were an Accident
>Strangers Have the Best Candy
>The Little Sissy Who Snitched
>Some Kittens Can Fly! (Acidman's favorite)
>Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
>Where Would You Like to be Buried?
>Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
>All Dogs Go to Hell
>The Kids' Guide to Hitchiking
>Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
>What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
>Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
>Bi-Curious George
>Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
>You Are Different and That's Bad
>Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
>Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets
>The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
>Babar Meets the Taxidermist
>Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
>The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
>Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Moms Purse
>The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy (my personal favorite. It's got scratch n sniff too)
>Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
>Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear