Hell must be freezing over or something................

Last night I started my quest to find a nice party frock for the up coming holiday festivities. This usually ensues many trips to many stores trying to find something in my size that is decent and with out paying an arm & leg.
Well, first trip to Lame Giant in Tustin we hit the jack pot! It's a huge store, so it had a hell of a better selection than the one in my mall. I picked out several options and headed to the dreaded dressing room.
I settled on a pretty purple & black dress, Steve even had the jewlery picked out and waiting for me! Sweet huh? It's a bit more than what I wanted to pay, but hell, it will save what is left of my sanity in the long run eh? I also grabbed a few bras. I hate paying for those too, but it was buy one, get on half off.
Now all I need is a bottle of whiskey and a pedicure and all will be right in my Twilight Zone........