BECAUSE MY HUSBAND THINKS HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY.................
Tonight while driving home, we noticed a neighbor actually had a CHRISTMAS TREE up in their window.
Me: Damn! did you see that?! they had a Christmas tree up already!
Steve: really? wow!
Me: I guess Christmas is to them what Halloween is to me.
Steve: you mean Satan was born in a manger on Halloween???
Fucker.......I'll fix his little red wagon one of these days. Get that hole ready Livey!!!