Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husbandrolling around on the ground in pain?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger inbetween his neck and the noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They're practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE - He just holds it up there, waiting for theworld to revolve around him; OR THREE - One toscrew in the bulb, and two to listen to him bragabout the screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed,gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilizeone egg?
A: Not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill the male aftermating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on thetoilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need;A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading youre-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals".