My horoscope for the day.

Maeve,
Jupiter has been in your sign for a year, expanding your horizons, bringing opportunities and lifting your spirits. Now, as it leaves Libra and heads toward the deep waters of Scorpio, you must shift gears. It's no longer time to look at the possible adventures in front of you. Instead, you must push further along the path you have chosen. Build on what you have already begun in order to make it more solid.

Well the animal shelter nazi will come over today to check our home to make sure we are fit people to own cats. You should of seen the paper work we had to fill out too. I was shocked they didn't ask how many times a week we had a bowel movement, they sure as hell asked everything else. I know that this is a safty precaution. Too bad people don't have to do this before they start squirting out kids. I'm sick of women collecting a kid with each boyfriend and idiot men that call women whores but yet THEY don't slap a rubber on. If a girl was that nasty, then why fuck her? What the hell does it make YOU for sleeping with her?
Any way, I'm off topic. Wait, did I even have a topic? Probably not, I'm still half a sleep.