DON'T FUCK WITH A DRUNK WITCH ON A WANING MOON......
My husband better get his cute little Italian ass on the phone and get me a new goddamn computer. I down loaded the new yahell i.m shit last night and now I'm lucky to be on this damn thing longer than 2 minutes. It keeps shutting down. Just like a vibrator with low batteries, my puter is not giving it out what it should.
I cleaned the carpets tonight. Well at least I got the first layer of dirt off. I have not cleaned them in a few years. Between the behavioral vomiting and puppy piddles, why bother right? Ugh, I need new carpet, no........ I need pergo flooring now. Fuck carpets!
They look a little better, the vomit stains not so pronounced, but still.......... I'd like not be be embarassed when company comes over.