SNIF SNIF......WHAT'S THAT SMELL???

I took apart the fans in my house and brought them up front so I could wash them off. They get so damn dirty! As I was bending over to get the hose I smelled something....gas!!
Steve was home to up load crap on pudd'ns new puter and I called him out for a 2nd opinion. Yep, it's gas! We call the gas company and they come out. Turns out the pipe from the main line to my house needs replacing. They shut my gas off and I call our plumber. I hope he fixes it soon. I reek. I've been doing yard work and other things while waiting for everyone to show up.
fans are clean
lawn is mowed
spaghetti sauce is made
7 layer dip for festivities tonight is made
2 bags of bark are now spread out in flower garden
plants are watered
fly traps replaced
house is vacuumed
dishes are done
2 loads of laundry are done
dragged resin bench out front, washed it and just as I was putting a "free" sign on it. The gardners came and grabbed it. The only ones to be using the damn thing were the birds to shit on it.
I'm now sitting here having a glass of wine and continplating dinner.
I took pudd'n and the dogs to L*wes since I had a small window to get out before the plumber got here.
Goat puppy was the bell of the ball again at the home improvement store. I was a good girl and did not buy any more plants (I'm outta room).
Fuck, I need a shower NOW!!!