THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY...............
I just found out this morning that it is Pudd'ns teachers birthday. I think I will go buy her a pretty plant. And in that plant, on little sticks there will be condoms, lube and I think I'll throw in a little bottle of vodka too......
Just for Bent:
Because you and Athena think my husband is SO fucking funny.......
A few weeks ago when Athena stayed the night, we were sitting out on the patio chatting with Steve. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Pudd'n lost a tooth, the new one is kind of coming in crooked. I hope he does not end up with teeth like Steve.
Steve: yeah, you are right
Me: I mean, it's bad enough he got your autism honey.
Athena: (laughing) boy you ARE evil
Steve: Maeve is just bitter because she can't see her reflection in the mirror.
Fucker.........