Remind me again WHY I'm married???
Below is the ACTUAL email my rat bastard husband sent me after I called him. Oh yeah, I'll throw in the phone conversation too.........
Phone call:
Me: everything is fine
Steve: I knew it would be, you would need a silver bullet to take YOU down.
Me:Gee, THANKS
Steve:If that doesn't work, there is always the steak through the heart and we lop off your head.
The email:
Since the doctor said that you are fine, should I cancel my subscription to www.find-a-newer-younger-wife.com?
Fucker.