Ok, my computer is a piece of fucking crap. I'm suppose to get some directions from Bent's site and I can't. So I'm going to wing it. She's suppose to ask me 5 questions and I'm suppose to answer them. I you want me to ask YOU 5 totally different questions, let me know in my comment box. (heh heh heh, I said "box"). I'll squeeze my booze soaked brain cells and try to come up with some good ones, you must post the questions AND your answers on your blog. Got that Barflys?

1. What was your most embarrasing moment? Expound.

That would have to be the time I got a brazilian wax. There is nothing like stripping down to a stupid little piece of paper panties and having some one smear hot wax on your nether regions and rip the hair off. The worse part was having to be on all fours so she can get the hair around your ass. I only resulted to this because of a horrific and painful expierence with a do it yourself home waxing kit. Not that this was any less painful, but at least it did not look like some one beat the shit out of me.

2. Describe your most erotic experience.
That would have to be the power I had over an old boyfriend. I'd just grin at this guy and he'd pop a boner. Stolen kisses, sex in the park........he'll never look at a jar of honey the same again.

3. Growing up, who inspired you the most?

My grandmother. She loved to read, she was always a lady, she put up with my grandpa, she had kind eyes and soft hands. She always made me feel loved.

4. If you had three wishes what would you wish for?

a)My son would emerge from his autism
b)To be financially well off so I won't have to worry about my son's future.
c)That child abuse would end.

5. Do you spit or swallow?
Big Gulp