KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.............
My friend Spaz went to drop her kids off at camp. The camp administration had a little note for my friend. It seems that her oldest son(10 yrs) had an altercation with another kid while playing dodgeball.
John got pissed and told the other kid "suck my mother's DICK!!!".
Now Spaz is reading this little note in front of a half dozen teenage boys, she's trying not to crack up laughing.
My response?
"Do you think he found your strap on?"
Now John KNOWS the correct terms for body parts, he KNOWS the difference between men & women. WHY the hell he said that is beyond us. I'm going with my first thought, he found her strap on.
She's ready to lift her skirt to prove she don't have a real dick.
Hell, Spaz will use any exscuse to lift her skirt! LOL!