GODDAMN DO I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS!

I come home today and what do I have waiting for me? TWO packages! One from my hottie friend Aussie and one from my slutty soul mate Spaz.
I had questioned Aussie about vegimite a few weeks ago. Today, I have a package filled with my favorite cookies from the land down under AND a small jar of vegimite. Now Rob at Gutrumbles loves the stuff, some one had sent him some. But hey, the guy's drinking home made shine.........
Any way, I'm told to eat this SPARINGLY with toast & butter. I've had enough whiskey to try some real soon.
The 2nd package from Spaz. It's a gorgeous glass moon to hang in my window. She's got the matching sun. Spaz is drawn to the sun, me to the moon. In cancun, she seeked out the sun, sat in it, bathed in it. Me, goddamn! Get me some shade damn it! I laughed when I realized the ironicness of it. We are polar opposites, but the same. The sun & moon balance each other out and that is what we do.
OOOOh I'm rambling......finishing that 5th of whiskey Babs gave me!
Steve and I went to the movies tonight. We saw the Fantastic 4 and LOVED it! Afterwards we went to the local pet store to get fish & turtle supplies. Mistake......
As we were walking in, a lady was walking out with an older Australian Shepard mix. I of course stopped to pet the dog, she said "he was an old man, 16 years". I managed to hold it together until we got to the fish dept. where I bawled my eyes out. I did my best to pull it together, Steve was at a loss as to what to do.
"oh honey, lets look at the cats for adoption"
Ok, cats should be safe right? I'm not looking for one, can't have one, I'll look at them.
BIG mistake. I start crying even harder, all those poor kitties wanting a home.
Some store clerk walks by........
oh honey, look! A cute baby snake!
I come out and sure enough, it is a darling hatchling snake.
The poor kid looks at me as I try to wipe the tears from my face, I'm failing miserably to look like nothing is wrong.
The snake got me calmed down enough to get me through check out.