You are SO fucking funny............

Steve and I are sitting outside on the patio. Enjoying the view of the new fence he put in. I'm playing around with my tarot cards. I have them spread in front of me and I pick one for a "yes or no" question. Steve picks one and it's the 5 of pents reversed. I tell him that is a good one to get.

Steve: what does it mean?

Me: financial worries are over.

Steve: So I'll be rich?

Me: yeah, money problems are over

Steve: Really? Cool, I'll trade you in for a younger wife and I'll only have to give up half of my money.

Me: Sorry slappy, your ass is MINE until death do we part. I'll be dancing on your grave.

Steve: CSI will find you........


You think your so fucking funny #2.

Me: Hey Lili! How's that Lakers doing in the play offs? Oh wait, they DIDN'T make it to the play offs!

Lili: Yeah, how'd your Redwings do this season? Oh wait, you DIDN'T have a season..........

Eat me beotch!