GOOD TIMES AND GREAT FRIENDS.........

Today Dru, Athena and I drove over the mountain to Lili's new digs. The house is STUNNING! The sunken bath tub is exsquisit! She has a beautiful view of the mountains and a huge, light & air kitchen. We then piled in to Lili's car to head to a day spa for a day of relaxation. Lili & Dru had made appointments for facials & massages right off the bat, so Athena and I went poolside. We were there for 10 minutes when I spied this guy on a raft. I just about pissed my pants. This guy was DEFINITLY not from around here. He had a nice body, but he was wearing a neon, screaming bright pink THONG!!! His shit was all bunched up in the little piece of fabric and it looked obscenly gross! I grabbed Athena's camera phone to snap off a few pics to send to Spaz. Have you ever seen the movie "Dodge ball"? And Ben Stiller*s character has that little air pump to pump up his package when the pretty blonde enters the room? Well that is what this guy looked like. I'm glad he felt all secure in himself, but he would of scored if he had worn a nice pair of board shorts.
After facials & massages were done, we headed over to the mud pit. There is this small pool area you go into, in the middle is a big pile of red clay on a pedistal. Lili and I stick our hands in it and I say "oooohhh, it's gooey!". Lili, thinking she's going to be a smart ass, slaps a big gob on my back and says "yes it is!!". Well, the bitch should of known better, she barely blinks and my cat like/mom back hand reflexes hit and I slap her in the stomach with a gob of mud. "Yeah, it IS!". She called truce, but I could just picture us rolling around in that shit!
After we were all done we headed to Don Hoser's for some fine Mexican food. It was like locus came and swept over our food, we were starving!
I think we rolled out of there we were so damn full.
All in all, it was a great day. I'm sure I'll have more to tell later, I'm too tired right now.