WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO PARTAAY TIME THIS WEEKEND!
Yes, you heard it here first folks. The witchies are FINALLY getting together. ALL of us! In the same zip code! We are taking advantage of Aunt Selma's place before escrow closes and fucks up our summer. We'll spend a few hours there and then head back to my place so Athena can drink more beer and wash her dirty chonies. We will bbq, hang out and did I mention that we'll be drinking beer? I can't wait to show everyone how Goat Puppy loves to ride the boogie board. Pudd'n really likes it when I'm in the water with him too. Cheezes the hell out of me, but if it makes him happy. It's worth it. Maybe some day I'll get over my fear of the ocean. I remember last year, the tide was pretty far out, that made it easy. Then some dolphins swam by. Lili took off after them to see if she could swim near them (she used to be olympic swimmer in her youth) But since she smokes waaaaaaaaay too much bud, she didn't make it. They swam off before she got there.
Then there was the time Dru got slammed by a few waves. She came staggering out of the ocean and sat on the blanket. And then, I shit you not, she proceeded to remove AT LEAST 4 inches of sand out of her naughty bits.
Ah yes, good times.