>After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how
>is everything going?" inquired God.
>
>"It is all so beautiful," replied Eve. "The sunrises, the sunsets are
>breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
>just one problem . it's these breasts you have given me. The middle one
>pushes the other two and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
>catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
>pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that since all the other
>parts of her body came in pairs such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she
>felt that having only two breasts might make her body more "symmetrically
>balanced" as she put it.
>
>"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this,
>you know, I gave the animals six breast so I figured you only needed half
>of those. I see that you are right so I will fix it right away." God
>reached down and removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
>
>Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
>"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
>
>"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one over sight on your part. You
>see all the animals are paired off. The Ewe has the Ram and the Cow has
>her Bull. All the animals have a mate except for me. I feel so alone."
>
>God thought for a moment and said, "You Know, Eve, you are right. How
>could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate. I will immediately
>create a man from a part of you. Now let's see where did I put that
>useless Boob?"
>
>Now, doesn't that make more sense than that crap about the rib?
>