What a long ass day yesterday................

After work I picked up Pudd'n and headed up to Carson to go see the healer. Then I came home, got the beach stuff and snacks packed, steve came home changed his clothes, grabbed the kid & dog and headed to Aunt Selma's. By then my clothes were changed and I jetted up to the mall to get a make over done with my mother in law. While en route, I found out Lili got the home she bid on (YEAHHHHHH!). I walked in and almost walked right back out. All the girls at the destined make up counter had more make up on than a $10. whore. Holy shit! Did they put this stuff on with a trowel?? Plus the asian gal that did my make up had something with garlic for lunch, just what you want breathing in your face eh? She askes me "So what is your make up routine?". I tell her usually by day I'm lucky to wear mascara. I work 2 jobs and have a disabled child, I generally don't have the time or the energy to put this stuff on. So she tells me "ok, we'll go for the natural look". I mentally roll my eyes at her, why wear anything to achive what you can do with OUT putting crap all over your face?? When she's done, the only thing that looks nice is the red lipstick. Yeah, I've probably got 50 shades of red, what is one more? Then mom and I head over to the fancy chinese establishment to meet Babs for some dinner. Oh man was that food good! It was nice to spend time with mom & babs, relaxed me so much I wanted to go home and skip ritual. But since I was calling the south qrtr., that would not look too good. Ritual was nice as always, but soon as it was over I high tailed it out of there, I was dieing to wash my face. Lucky for me, Pudd'n was asleep and I bee lined it for the shower. Steve stopped me and asked to see my make over. He took a good look and started laughing. Fucker......
"They made you look OLDER" he said. No shit shirlock! That girl had caked on so much foundation, bronzer AND blush that it settled in to the fine lines I have and made them look more pronounced.
"you look like Aunt Dotty!" (the family drunk that wears 20lbs of make up). Yeah, I KNOW!!! It was bad enough I had to go through ritual looking like this! I washed my face twice and even used my face exfoliator. Ugh!
Oh well, it was time well spent with two girls I love. I don't get to spend any time with my mother in law any more. She's usually our primary baby sitter. Babs, well, for once we didn't get blind stinking drunk and it was nice to remember our conversations! LOL.