Too fucking funny............

I'm sitting on my patio, enjoying a bottle of wine and reading tarot cards for Lissie in Texas. I've got the head phones on and I'm merrily chatting away. My scumb bag neighbors have friends over, oh joy, I'm sure I'll find more beer bottle caps in my yard.
ANYHEW........I notice one of the snot nosed brats is throwing a ball around, it lands in MY front yard. I see him get it. The rug rat continues to throw this ball around and it lands in MY yard. I coolily look at it. I tune Lissie out a bit to catch what is transpireing next door. Child is crying, mother is asking where ball went. I see her go to the front of the fence, she THEN realizes that the ball is NOT in the front, but IN MY YARD. She tells the kid he is S.O.L, she is NOT going to knock on my front gate to get it. Yeah, Physcho man and Bruja live here........she wants NO part of that. Lissie hears the kid crying for his ball, she tells me to throw it back. The Evil part of me says "fuck the little bastard, I'm tired of shit being thrown in my yard". The mommy part of me hears the crys and wants to make it better.
So I wait 20 min and then throw the ball back. fucktards......