The Ren. Fair..........

This weekend we will be loading up the short bus and heading to the Ren. fair. I cannot wait! Here are some highlights of years past.

Me, Lili & Venus are eating some fish at one of the stands. Steve is off at another booth getting some more food. This guy walks by and comments on how "naughty" us girls looked. I say back to him:

"do you want to find out just how naughty we are?!?"

I can tell by the look on Lili's face that Steve had chosen that exact moment to walk up. Guess I didn't use my indoor voice eh?


Dru & Venus chatting up one of the workers. "Tree of life boy" they called him. I'm trying to watch Bart throw a javalin, I notice these two circling this poor boy like vultures on fresh kill. He's trying to sell them his "wares" and they don't want the pretty trinkets, they want to eat him alive. I walked up to see what I could do to "help out"
heh heh heh heh........
I don't know how the hell we got on the subjects of names, but it went something like this:

Tree boy: your friends are pretty, what are their names?
Me: That's lady Hoover (pointing to Venus)
Tree boy: Lady Hoover?
Me: Yeah, she sucks like a vacuum

Tree boy is blushing a bit. I smell fresh blood and go in for the kill.

me:And her....(pointing to Dru) She's Countess takes it up the ass.
That should be self explanitory enough!

Venus & Dru are rolling with hysterics by now and Tree boy is blushing all the way to his hair line. Of course he wants to my know my name at this point. He's a sucker for punishment that is for sure. I can't remember what we told him it was, Madame Swallows? Fuck, any way, it was fun to toy with him and leave him speechless.

Lili is sitting down and one of the regulars comes up to ask if she wants to pet "his goose". He's got this big fake stuffed goose under his arm. He's eyeing Lili as if she were a sweet meat. They chat a bit and she asks why his beard has the purple stripes in it. He asks HER what color HER beard was. (at the time Lili had a lot of red in her hair, he wanted to know if the carpet matched the curtains). She looked at him and coyly smiled and said "kind sir, I am beardless". He walked off with drool coming out of his mouth and a glazed look in his eye.

Yes, many more good times, but it hurts the brain to think. I'm going to have to pull out the photos again to jog the ol' memory.