Please tell me your are joking............

I get a phone call today, Pudd'n tripped and fell AGAIN on his left wrist. Fuck!

Pleeeeeease tell me you are joking part deux...........

2nd phone call is from steve. When he was driving home for lunch, he saw a turtle in the road. So he picked it up. Luckily the filter on my potty mouth was working and I didn't blurt out "fuck, you are joking me right". Instead I said "please tell me you are joking" the kids in the classroom were all ears........
We are going to drive around the neighborhood of where he found it. The turtle is good sized and pretty clean. Maybe he escaped? I hope we can find the owner. I DON'T need a turtle!!

*insert Twilight Zone music here*

Last night I woke up screaming. Scared the shit outta steve, he asked what was wrong and I just told him I had a bad dream and left it at that. What I haven't told him, or anyone else for that matter is lately I've been seeing a lot of spirts. Mostly just out lines of them. Last night I woke up to a deep green colored one and for what ever reason, it scared the shit outta me. I told it to go away and I wanted to sleep. It was a bit before I felt the it's presents go away. I really haven't seen anything that detailed since last year in Mexico.
Well today I took Pudd'n to the healers and I'm sitting there reading my book. I don't like to chat too much with Bill, I want his focus on Pudd'n. (Bill normally works with cancer paitents, he heals them). All of a sudden Bill asks "Do you have some sort of witchie celebration coming up? an anniversary maybe?". I'm floored at this point, he knows I'm a witch, but we barely even talk about it. I told him that yes, there is a celebration AND my anniversary of when I started to follow the Goddess. Beltane is my 3 year anniversary and that is coming up on May 1st. Bill then says "you are seeing spirits more aren't you?". He then proceeds to tell me that soon my powers will be moving up a level. Kind of like earing your belts in karate.
Needless to say, I'm excited! Bill assured me that soon the spirits won't be scaring the shit out of me. I'll get used to it. Damn I hope so!