"Dingelberries"

Over at Gut Rumbles, in one of Acidman's comments, some one talks about "Dingelberries". That is shit & tp stuck to the little hairs around your ass hole. Now for those of you girls brave enough to get a brazilian wax, you don't worry about those things.
Last year I thought I'd suprize the hub and get one for our weekend get away to Mexico. Spice things up ya know? I went to the girl that Lili sudgested.
So I trot on down to said salon and go into the little appointed room. The girl tells me to disrobe waist down and actually hands me this LITTLE piece of paper. It is suppose to be a "disposable underpants". Uhhhhhh.....WTF? So I slip this thing on and in comes the nice lady that will rip my pubes out for the next hour or so. She's chatting merrily along all the while I'm trying my best not to scream out "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GODDAMN IT! MOTHER FUCKER BETTER LIKE THIS SHIT, GODDAMN!". My legs are going in positions that I never thought possible. THEN she tells me to get on all fours.........huh? Apparently that is how they get the hair from around your ass hole. I silently swear at Lili for not giving me this little nugget (pun intented) of information.
After all is said and done, I walk out like the only whore that was left to service a ship full of sailors, curse Lili and go home to whimper over the pain. Yes, Steve liked it, would I do it again? Yeah, no dingelberries for a few weeks is sure nice! Only this time I'll have some one drive me so I can get blind stinking drunk before hand.