Catfish sent this to me today:
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>A young biker walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He
>sits
>at the counter and notices an older biker with his arms folded staring
>blankly at a bowl of chili.
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>After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young biker
>bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?
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>The older biker slowly turns his head toward the young rider and in his
>best
>brotherly manner states "Nah, go ahead"
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>Eagerly, the young biker reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
>and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
>and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
>immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.
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>The old biker quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too"...