What is your "secret code"?

I don't know if anyone else does this, but me and my friends always seem to come up with stupid little sayings that only make sense to us in our drunken stupor. Sayings that still make you giggle like an idiot when you are sober and people think you ARE an idiot for saying things that just don't make sense. Here's a few examples:

For me & Bables: Fake cheese and good pussy

For me, Lili & Venus: Redrum (from the stephen king novel), pecan pie and Las Palmas

For me & Athena: are these clothes dry?

For me & Dru: I made in my pants! El Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

and my all time favorite, for me & Spaz:
You have NO idea how wild I am

Cancun flash back: Spaz and I are sitting at the desk of the activities directors for our stay. We only have one day left and we have to choose between snorkeling or horseback riding. Pablo says to me "so you want to be a cowgirl for the day eh?" I smile at him and tell him I ride horses all the time here in Calif.
Now mind you, I'm not fluent in spanish, but I know my way around it. And I sure as hell KNOW when some one is talking about me. Pablo and his buddy Hector are all but visibly drooling all over me & spaz. Spaz is wearing a cute LITTLE dress and I'm dressed in my usual low cut black something (you can actually see the outfit if you go to my yahoo picture site. I wore it to my birthday party) Spaz is flirting up a storm and being her normal obnoxious self (babs can concure this!).
Hector: So do you ride a lot?
Me: Yeah Hector, there is nothing like having an animal between your legs.
At this point Spaz is doing everything in her power not to bust out laughing. I know Hector & Pablo are talking smack about us, so I just sit there with an evil smile on my face. Spaz starts rambling on about something and Pablo says to her: OOOOo you are a wild girl.
Hector asks me: Are you wild too?
I give Hector my best evil cheshire cat smile and I purr:
Honey, you have NO idea how wild I am.
Hector promptly glups and slides his chair back away from the table.
At this point, Spaz is literally on the floor with laughter. As we walk away from the table she leans in to me and said "you scared that poor boy". We never saw Hector again.