Weekend recap:

Steve, Venus and I get to the Irish fair. We get up to the ticket counter and mr. smart ass says:

"I need one senior discoutnt (points to me) and one student discount"
the girl laughs and gives us the student discount. Venus gets up to the window and the girl says " I suppose you'd like a student discount too?" To which I replied:
"yes, as a matter of fact she is a student.......a SPECIAL ED student!"
I am laughing for a good 10 minutes after that, I amuse myself! We spent the next 3 hours wandering around, eating food and looking at the wares that were for sale. Venus and I found some kilt wearing hotties and we started giggling like we were in jr. high.
By the time we left, I was rip roaring drunk, finished all three of my flasks. I drunk dialed Spaz (she called today to see if I was hung over) and then I called Lili. Her step son's party was still in full swing, so we dropped off Venus, picked up Pudd'n and headed over there. We had a great time playing basketball and eating the wonderful cooking C's mother had made. They lowered the basketball net, so Pudd'n was able to make some baskets. It was a great time.
Today we went down to the mini farm in town, new owners had taken over and they are doing a good job at remodeling. We had fun petting the bunnies and feeding the goats. A mini donkey had free reign of the place. We went up to the main house so I could drool over the exotic parrots the sell. I saw a sign out for "help wanted"........hmmmmmmm I wonder if they give an employee discount?! Any way, I found a lovely red macaw to play with. He preened my hair, I was going to ask him to pluck the gray ones, but then I'd be bald. I hated having to put him back. Any one got $1,800 they want to give me for a bird??