START ALREADY YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!
Aunt Flo is due TODAY and she is being a fickle bitch in getting here. I'm all sorts of bloated and ready to kill some one.
I've gotten my fridge all nice and cleaned out, damn did it ever need it in the worst way. Tomorrow is the dogs. Pudd'n will go to grandma land and I'll take the stinky beasts to the do it yourself dog wash. Next week I'll be having company over for St. Patty's and I need to get the house in order. Damn, I'm going to have to break down and dust & clean. Ugh!
I'm looking forward to this Sat, we are going to the Irish fair up in Pomona. Venus will be driving with us this year and she asked me to pack her one of my many flasks. I think I'm going to go with Bushmill's this year. Steve, our wonderful non drinking husband will tote our drunk asses to and from. Hmm, I've never seen Venus drunk, bitch better not puke!!!
I am SO not in the mood for going into work tonight. I just want to curl up on the couch with a blanket, bottle of whiskey and a good movie. I want my mommy!