Ok, because I need a laugh real bad right now. Have had a crappy emotional weekend. Here are some of the things that have brought people to my site.
hot drunk babs (Google): She claims she gives "blow job"kisses
masterbate using candles and other home made things (Google):
Uhhhhhhhh, I don't think so slappy! Go to a sex toy shop!!!
sperm reciepe (Google): a reciepe? Is that like a secret ingreident in some foods??
+davinci +martini (Google): a new drink for me to try?
horse riding orgasam (Google): Yeah, there is nothing like having an animal between your legs.
"my panties were wet" (Google): Maybe you need depends??
WHAT DOES ERIN GO BRAH MEAN? (Google): Well DUH!
who is nurse wratchet (Yahoo): One of Jack's better movies