Hear that?
It is my son throwing a major temper tantrum. Over what you may ask? Wearing underpants.
Yes, underpants. I'm lucky (as most of you know that has been to my home)that my kid even wears that. Sure, it may be ok NOW to let him run around naked. But what happens when he hits puberty? Pudd'n will be nine this june. I DON'T need to be seeing his "parts & things". Especially when he hits puberty! So hear I sit, listening to his latest tantrum. I can thank my mother for this, she lets him run around naked. I'll get my last laugh though. SHE can put up with his tantrums when he gets pubes and he's at her house for the night. It's just like when Bart changes his swim trunks under a towel ON the beach.
Me: DUDE! what the hell are you doing? Go in side and change
Bart:What Aunt Maeve?
Me: what if that towel falls off? Goddamn it, I don't want to see what you are packing! For Christ sakes! I used to change YOUR DIAPER. Get in the house!