Have you seen the latest H. Potter movie where he blows up his snotty aunt like a balloon? that is what I feel like right now. Ohmee puts way too much salt in the food some times. Last night was our bi weekly "taste testing" after we closed. Man are those things fun. Between the wine, the food, the diet coke and aunt flo (who finally showed up thank you very much) I am swollen up big time. My fingers look like sausages and I feel like shit.
The cheifs were being obnioxious last night. They were taking the clams, cracking them open just a wee bit, exsposing the fleshy treat inside. They would then act like they were performing cunnilingus on the clams. Fuckers! So between that and my Irish music I was listening to on my way home got you last night's drunken post. I almost deleated the fucker too.
Goat Puppy is my new shadow, he is wrapped around my computer chair. It used to be Jack that was my constant compaion, but now all the poor old dog does is sleep. Well boys & girls, it is time to get my sorry ass to school to screw with, um I mean develope young minds........