Do I make you horney? Do I make you RANDY? YEAH BABY YEAH!

I've got a new book and GODDAMN does it have me all hot and bothered!!!! I feel like a cat in heat, I'm ready to rub up against anything that will stand still long enough. Hell, Ohmee at work was looking pretty damn good! Slip in some Puddle of Mudd in the cd player and I'm all ready to go!!
Ok so since I can't think of a single thing to blog about other than the fact I'm horney as hell, I'll steal a subject from Amy's site over at Scooby snax.
Would you like to meet me? Is there any one in the blogsphere you'd like to meet?
I'll put a twist on this, I'll list a few people I'd like to meet.

Paul: I'd love to give you a big hug, give you the love your mother never could.
Sandy: We'll need to take photos so we know what the hell we've done. I'll keep you so blind stinking drunk you won't know what hit you. I'd take you to the finest dive bars and sex shops we have to offer.
Eric:heh heh heh heh.......if only we were single.........
Jason (Sandy's husband): I'd take you to the Pleasure Chest, you'd find every sort of perversion your heart desires there. ;)
Bent: Ok, I'll go shoe shopping! Then we'll peruse Laguna and I'll take you to the drag show.
Ordianary Joe: I'll get you a REAL woman that appriciates all that you do.
Well that is all that my sleep deprived, alcohol brain cells can think of right now. If I forgot you, I'm sorry. I've been up since 2:30 am.