Too funny..........

I'm watching one of those animal shows and this guy is saying how he'd rather face a 10ft alligator than face a raccoon caught in a house. I can relate.

A few years ago we are were rudly awaken by Dee Dee yapping her head off in the living room. Steve goes into see what the hell was going on. He starts yelling for me, I get up and finally Jack wakes up to see what is going on. Jack rushes into the living room and steve REALLY starts yelling. I lumber in and see this juvinile racoon hissing in the corner of my living room. Jack attacks, I yell at jack to get the fuck away, steve's yelling and this poor racoon just wants to get the hell out of the dog door that he just came through. The racoon gets through the dog door and up the patio beam he flys. Steve locks the dog door and shuts the drapes so the poor thing knows it's safe to come down. We turn to go back to bed and I hear steve exclaiming "oh FUCK!!!!". Apparently, the racoon's sibling was IN THE DINING ROOM. Jack goes ballistic, steve is frantically trying to open a door to get the sibling racoon out.........Pudd'n SLEEPS through all of this crazyness.
Go figure. We have not seen any raccoons since.