Rain, Rain, GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!
It's offical! I've HAD it with all this damn rain. My back yard is one big muddy mess, the damn dogs HAVE to play in it and then drag it all in here. Yes, I have towels laid down in front of the dog door, but it gets all in their long coats and then drips on the rug by the time I get to them with another junk towel. My house smells like wet dog too. I'v used up the carpet fresh and I've got candles burning too.
Glass of wine, take me away!