OK WE ARE ONLY GOING IN TO TARGET FOR ONE THING.......

That is what I tell Pudd'n as we drive into Target's parking lot. I can telepathicly hear Pudd'n replying to me "Yeah right Bitch".
The I got the face wash I needed and had all intents and purposes to leave right then and there........but then the garden center started to call to me. It was all over from there. I got lots of pretty flowers to plant now! It's spring time and I've got the itch for some serious cleaning of the house and planting of the garden. I have all these delusions of having lots of parties this summer and my guest will sit in my yard and enjoy the fruits of my labor. Hey, it could happen! I may even have a Beltane party, who knows.
I know for a fact I'll be having a St.Patty's party. Hey Sandy, promise Jason all sorts of naughty things and come out for my party. I promis to have you dressing like the hookers on Sunset if you do! LOL Bent, get your sweet butt here too, we've been waiting long enough!
I picked up Pudd'n from my mom's after I got out of school, the teacher needs me to cover her 3rd period class because she won't be here on Thurs (poor thing has to fly to HAWAII to judge a cheer compition...bitch!). I excitedly tell my mom that I get to teach.....

My mom: Teach what? Sex ed? How to do blow job shots and other shooters? Spell casting?

I narrowed my eyes and stuck my tounge out at her.
Smart ass.