The apple does not fall far from the tree..........


Almost forgot. Got an interesting phone call from Venus just before I went to work.

Venus: Uh, Dude, you are NOT going to believe what just happened to me.
Me: uh, should I sit down?
Venus: yeah
Me: what?
Venus: I got "jizz" in my eye!
Me: WHAT?!
Venus: I got jizz in my eye!
Me: aren't you suppose to SWALLOW that?!
Venus: well, it's in my eye. What do I do?
Me: wash it out with water?
Me: What did Lili say?
Venus: She never answers her phone, since you are a big of a ho bag as her AND you answer your phone, I figured I'd try you first.
Gee, thanks!
Any way, I figured I'd call the BIGGEST and oldest ho bag of them all.
my Mother.

Me: Uh, mom. What do you do when you get Jizz in your eye?
Violet: do you mean sperm?
me: yep
Violet: you are suppose to SWALLOW it.
Me: well YEAH I know that! A friend of mine got it in her eye
Violet: tell her to wash her eye out and swallow next time!
Me: you are preaching to the choir mom.........