More about my trip................

As I mentioned in my previous post, Jesus was our guide for the snorkling tour. He was funny and very informative and by the end of the tour I was ready to pour BBQ sauce all over him and work him like a rib!
The first stop was at a lagoon, this is where I jumped off the 18ft cliff. Spaz was right behind me thinking it was no big deal either, the look on her face was priceless when she got to the edge. Now one of my phobias that has kept me out of the ocean all these years is the fear of something biting me. Sure enough, little fish were nibbling on my feet! Little fuckers! We had a nice time at the lagoon and then moved off to adventure #2. This was an underwater cavern and the water was crystal clear. Lunch was to be served there too. Jesus showed off his diving skills by going through the underwater tunnels of the caves. I thought to my self "hmmmmm, if he can hold his breath that long, imagine how long he can go while eating pussy!". He also claimed that the chilly water cause "shrinkage" to the guys at the cavern. I was checking Jesus out and believe me, he was NOT suffering from any shrinkage I could see! Bats were flying over head and the scenery was breath taking. Spaz and I made our way out to lunch, lo and behold. The Corona truck pulled up! Hot Damn! There was beer with lunch!!!! Now mind you, I actually packed THREE pairs of shoes instead of my usual two. Well, my favorite sandale crapped out on me and I was forced to wear my 3 inch wedge sandles. These excursions we were going on were in JUNGLES. We had rocks and other shit to go over getting to our destination. I was like a mt. goat, I did not trip or stumble once going down the paths. When did I trip? Walking across the damn flat survaced parking lot!!! WTF is up with that? I didn't even have a beer yet! Lunch was great and we moved on to our last place. It was a lagoon/ocean area and it was the same place Spaz went to last year. Soon as I got in I was bit in the heel! What the fuck is up with these damn fish?? It was a great time, the fish came up to you and I think I got some good photos. We went back to the hotel and got cleaned up. Went out to dinner and found our Canadian friends again for another night of loud music and many beers.
Oh yeah, one night, Spaz and I were sitting in the bar. She gets up to go to the bathroom. When she gets back she sits down and crosses her leg, on the bottom of her shoe a piece of toilet paper is stuck to it!!!
She walked across the lobby and into the bar with it stuck there and had no idea. We laughed like idiots over that one!!