A little about more about my trip.........

I arrived later than I expected, lucky for me I got through before the line snaked it's way out the door and up the stairs through the terminal. As I left with my luggage it was utter chaos. I finally see and Apple travel rep waving a sign. I caught his eye and followed him to where the van would be picking me up. It was not there yet, but I did not worry. There were vendors every where selling beer. I sucked down a corona while I waited. Spaz was waiting for me in the lobby and she was shit faced. She was chatting up with some friends she had made earlier in the day. We get to the room and set up the boom box and I shower & change in to something slutty. We go to the bar first for some drinks and she introduces me to some friends she had made. They were from British Columbia. We had a few drinks and then went to the buffett and got dinner. Spaz eats a few bites and says that she is not feeling well, in fact, she feels nausious. I take her back to the room and we almost made it before she ended up puking in the bushes. She thinks she coming down with something, I KNOW she is just so fucking drunk her body has had enough. I put her to bed and then go back to the bar. I found the B.C. people and just chatted with them the rest of the night. The next morning I found out exactly what Spaz had to drink. After arriving on little sleep, she started drinking shots & mixed drinks. She also spent the day at the beach. Well DUH Dork! No wonder you were hurling! I took a picture of the puke spot so I could harass her later.
We had breakfast and made reservations to go swim with the dolphins. A taxi took us to our destination and we window shopped while we waited for our turn. We first had to watch a brief video and then got to the dolphins. We got to do some tricks with them. First was the pull, two dolphins go on either side of you, you grab on to the dorsil fin and they drag you. Second trip was you lie on your stomach arms out and they push you via your feet. It was a riot. Of course we did the kiss, and the petting & feeding. Afterwards on of the employees took us on a snorkling trip to the ocean. Now, I am FUCKING TERRIFIED of the ocean. Shit lives in. Things that BITE you. So I suck it up and do my best. It took all my controll not to jump all over poor little Jose and cling to him like a barnicle. Once a relaxed a bit, I was able to enjoy myself.
We came in after a half hour or so and had lunch. We then went back to the hotel and got cleaned up. We got a note that we had to contact the Apple rep. for our return trip tickets and to book any thing else we wanted to do. So, we get sluttified up again and make our way to the Apple rep's desk. Spaz immediatly starts flirting a bit, she said something about being wild and crazy. One of the reps named Hector looks at me and says "are you wild & crazy"? I looked at the young man, gave him my best evil smile, leaned in and leered "Honey, you have NO idea just how wild I am". The man visibly slid his chair back away from me and had a look of fear on his face. It took Spaz everything she had not to burst out laughing. We never saw Hector after that, Spaz said I scared him off.
Well, I need to get stuff un packed. I'll finish this later~