READY FOR BATTLE.............
1.Push up, padded bra to get "the girls" up off my knees......check
2.Low cut black top to show off said "girls"..........check
3.Dark eye shadows to compliment my "bedroom eyes" (my grandma told me I had those).........check
4.Slut red lipstick topped with M.A.C. lipglass.........check
5.Sultry perfume & lotion..............check
Ok, I'm ready for work.