Stolen from Paco

1. Your name spelled backwards.
eveaM
2. Where were your parents born?
Detroit.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Porn
4. What is your favorite restaurant?
Tulsa Rib company
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Two months ago.
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
No, I built the sets & designed costumes for them.
7. How many kids do you want?
Wanted at least 2, settled for 1.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Definitly rap
9. Are you registered to vote?
Heck freaking YES.
10. Do you have cable?
Of course, I have free cable, I'm fucking the cable guy.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Yes, my boyfriend had one when I was 15.
12. Ever prank call anybody?
Yes, I make "crank yankers" look tame.
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Never.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes, when do we go?
15. Farthest place you ever traveled.
Houton Lake, Mich
16. Do you have a garden?
Yes and it's not pot plants either.
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
The Duplex
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, and even though I'll catch shit for admitting this. It brings a tear to my eye too. Or maybe it's the sight of all those hockey players on the ice that moves me to tears.........
19. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Fuck if I can remember.....
20. Favorite pizza topping?
Garlic, onions and shrimp
21. Chips or popcorn?
Kettle Korn
22. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Slut red with M.A.C. lip glass on top
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
What for? Smoking weed is much better
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! Yeah right.
25. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange, better to mix your vodka with.
26. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Lili, Dru and Venus. We went to the Elephant Bar.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Snickers
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
Last election.
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
1994 when my aunt died.
31. Are you a good cook?
Fuck yeah, I rock!
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yeah, I even "shake the hose".
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Yup, although I can't remember what.
34. Sprite or 7-up?
7 up. How else are you suppose to drink "7 & 7's"
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
I've been waitressing 23 years now. What do you think?
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Drugs.
37. Ever throw up in public?
Yeah, ever hear of "drunk in public"?
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Money, then I'd know my son would be set for life.
39. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, but I believe in lust at first sight.
40. Ever call a 1-900 number?
No.
41. Can exes be friends?
Depends
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Lili.
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I suppose.
44. What message is on your answering machine?
You have reached the home of Steve, Maeve & Pudd'n. Leave your name and number at the tone. (Yeah it's boring)
45. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
Any thing with Jim Balushi
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Beau Jangles.
47. What is in your purse?
Wallet, cell phone, keys, lipstick, pens, mini photo album of Pudd'n. paper and trash.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Masterbate.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
My son.