YOU ARE JOKING? RIGHT?
So I drive down to Con. Rev to meet Venus & Dru. I slap on some conceiler to hide the bags under my eyes. I'm exshausted and just want to go to sleep. We all arrive at the same time and I go straight for the section to get what I need. The are OUT of the clitoris cream!!! They only have 3 body chocolates left and no more 80 cent massage oil.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
So instead of having fun with my girls, I'm pissed and bummed out. They call to the S.C. Con rev (10 min from my house) and they inform me they have the clitoris cream. So I buy Kerry a Tokyo Rose vibrator and we go out for some food. Well, they ate, I drank a glass of wine and headed to the other shop. I get there and they have a total of THREE clitoris creams and it is $3.99 a small tube instead of $1.99. I was really pissed by now. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
So I just got some other stuff as party favors. Wasn't what I wanted, but what am I to do? So now I sit here, exhausted, pissed and gagging on the fumes that is emitting from my dog's ass.
Sorry I was such a wet blanket tonight girls, I hope I'll be in a better frame of mind next time we get together.