Ritual tonight was awesome! They did an Egyptian theme. I'm strictly a "Celtic gal", so it was neat to see a different point of view. We made little "mummy's" (can't think of the real word for the little buggers we made). We were given some clay to make little statues that we would anoint, put herbs on and wrap up. Well, give me a piece of clay and guess what I'm going to make! Made me self one nice big penis I did! Then I found out we had to present our claymations to the high priest & priestess to bless before we wrapped. Ummmmmm......ok, so I crumpled it up (it premature ejaculated!) and made a little figure instead. But of course I put a small penis on that one. Does any one else see a theme going on here? I thought trying to get laid with one child in the house was bad.....3 makes it impossible!
But soon that will be changing. Idiot boy got out of rehab today. His insurance won't cover a 30 day stay so he is going to do an out patient type thing. He stayed sober for 9 months on that before. So the kids go home on Sat. I'm still taking them to the dentist and I'll follow up with the glasses. Idiot boy was actually bent that I put his kids in summer school. Uhhhhhh......HELLO FUCKTARD! You're kids are FAILING! They are threatening to hold Bart back! Steve could not get over the fact his niece did not know how to read the words "whinny", "meow", clippity and perfume. The kid is 12 years old!!!!! At 12 I was reading smut novels! Stephen King! The jokes in Penthouse!
Not much else is going on. I am hoping we can go see the new Harry Potter this weekend. I am hoping Idiot boy will pull his head out of his ass, grow up, take responsibility for his children and stop drinking. But I will not hold my breath.