OMG! I need a good hair pulling, ass slapping and to sink my teeth into that spot where your neck & shoulders meet. I'm going to explode all over the damn place! I am definitly going horseback riding tomorrow, one way or the other, I'm getting an animal between my legs!!!
Dinner with the girls was an absolute RIOT. I almost shot beer out of my nose at one point. Venus said something about "mudd butt" just as I took a swig of beer. I'm trying not to spit it. Lili is coaching me "come on, just swallow it. you are great at swallowing". Venus is making faces and Dru is egging Venus on. Beotches!
For some reason the kids at the table across from us were totally enamoured with us. They kept staring at us. So being the adults we are......we started making faces, talking louder about "wangage" and sexual positions. Lili ups the anti and starts to fondle my breasts. Venus is picking her nose and poor Dru is on the floor with laughter (egging Venus on even more). Lili and I start to act like we were going to make out (at this point I think we caught the eye of several fathers).
The waiter sucked hot sweaty ass. You would think with the clevage that Dru and I were sporting, we'd gotten a little better service. The damn managaer was even walking around, and that was about it. Did not help at all. The food was awesome. I'm stuffed to the gills. Maybe next time we'll sit in the bar. Maybe we'll get our drinks faster. A girl could die of thirst by the time Mr. Pokey got to our table!
I haven't felt this relaxed (but still horney as all hell) in a long time.