There is nothing more disturbing than a white woman "chair dancing" in her mini van while rocking out to Lil' Kim.


Yes folks, I'm sure I looked like an ass while driving around today, but I don't give a shit. The CD Lili made was awesome. Unfortunately the music & lyrics started to get me horney. I start to picture a Shanny & Capt. Jack Sparrow sandwich with a side of Kevin. I'm starting to get all misty *down there* and cursing the fact that I have to go to work. Well that all changed with the next song. Do you remember back in the 80's that Prince tune "Little Nikki"? I threw the song in there for old times sake. But then I started thinking.... "Hey, didn't Adam Sandler make a movie called "Little Nicky"? Why yes he did.......I then get this image of Adam Sandler dressed as little Nicky and he's doing the bump & grind a long with the song. Ugh! It gets WORSE folks! I'm picturing him in a SPEEDO doing this. I am totally repulsed and find that I'm not so horney any more. I need some serious sleep........


IT IS NOT WITH IN ME TO BE SILENT.

I stole that from the title of Paul's blog spot. As most of you know, yours truly has a big mouth and I know how to use it.
I was standing around with 2 aids and a OT therapist. Some how the subject of "gay marriages" came up. The aid were against it, and this of course made me see "red". People with closed minds need to keep their big fat yaps SHUT. One of the aids made the lame ass comment "Well, same sex people can't consummate the marriage and if you can't do that, then it's not a real marriage". Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy riiiiiiiiight.
I told her "Well what about people who CAN'T have sex for medical reasons or other wise? Does that mean that they are not truly married? You can't base a marriage on sex alone. You need two committed, loving people that are ready to be together through thick & thin. It's the celebrates that make a mockery out of marriage. They do it at the drop of a hat and divorce just as quick". Well that shut her up and she left, the OT leaned into me and said
"She's a Christian, I agree whole heartedly with you, but I keep my opinions to myself since I have to work every day with them". That's ok honey, you do that. I'm going to speak up.

Healthy eating (sort of)

During snack time the past two days I've munched on fruit & almonds. One of the aids made the remark on my "wonderful" eating habits. I burst her bubble when I told her:

"I had a whopper for breakfast and plan on a bottle of wine for dinner. This just balances out, sort of".

Speaking of which, I think I'll go pour me a glass right now. Over and out!