MEMORIES, IN THE COBWEBS OF MY MIND

About this time last year, I was on my way to Sin City to meet up with some friends from my home town. We've been doing this for 3 years now, well with the exception of this year. Spaz's niece got married in Mexico this year, so there went Spaz's traveling money. I told her that she had 2 more nieces to watch get married, but alas, she did not relent and here I sit pouting that I won't be able to party with her. I LOVE Vegas. Eat, sleep, shop and of course DRINK. Some of my fond memories of last year are:

1. Spaz deciding that she did not want to wear her thong at the last minute, I grabbed it from her and hurled it over the side of the balcony. I was trying to hit the food court below, but there was not enough weight to it and it landed on the roof (we were at the Luxor)

2. The Russian cab driver in the run down cab. He drove us through all the back streets at a high speed, bad breaks and no shocks. All the while yelling that Ana Kornakova was a WHORE. "What do these men see in that blonde whore? Me, I like them DARK with curves" (as he eye balls us in the back of the cab).

3. Embarrassing the hell out of Spaz. She saw a cute security cop and made the mistake of mentioning it in front of Bables. Babs grabs "officer Barbrady" and asks if he would pose for a photo op with Ms. Spaz

4. Cheesecake factory. Our table was right by the stairs that led up to the bathroom. Spaz was worried that you could see up her dress as she walked up. We grabbed every waiter we could and made them stand by our table while we asked if they would give an opinion if they could see up her dress as she made her way down. I yell out "Damn woman, cut the string on that tampon!".

Ah yes, just a few fond memories. I want to go again. I need to go again. Lili needs to plan a work trip out there again. But this time we'll have to rely on Venus giving us cheap thrills for wild sexcapades. Lili is in love. Step up to the plate Venus! Let's goooooooooooooooooooo!