Lissie: Can you do a tarot card reading for my friend?
Me: Sure!
Lissie: Ok, but NO swearing!
Me: (mental eye roll) Ok, I'll dust off my filter for my potty mouth and put it in place.
I was so proud of my self! No where in the reading did I say "shit, piss, fuck or Goddamn". I even used the word "pee pee" instead of saying penis!!